And here you have it: You see those guys there? That one bending over? You see him? He's not wearing any panties.
The setup for using this joke is as follows:
- They must lined up as such, with their heads in each other butts. You know, right before they do the "blue, 42, hike! (you'd be surprised to find out how long it takes to find a picture of a football players ass, you know - since they spend so much time in this position - either that or running like they don't get paid millions of dollars a year to STAY INSIDE THE LINES you big pussies!)
- It helps when they are wearing light colored tights (call pants if it makes you feel better boys, they are tights!)
- Of course, the bigger the screen and the more HDer the better
- You should lean in just a little like you see something amiss
- Slightly under your breath, but just loud enough for the football deaf guy next to you hear say, "huh". (Not as in "HUH? What'd you say?", but as in "Huh, how about that.")
- If he doesn't respond with a "what?" or even a simple grunt implying he might listen to you, try again. This time lead off with - "NAKED!...huh?"
- Now that you have his attention..."look at that guy, I believe he isn't wearing any panties...or I believe that guy forgot his panties today"
Good luck with that fellow football widow sisters. Let me know how it goes.
3 comments:
Jeff doesn't really watch a lot of football so I am lucky. My biggest thing when watching it though is why the hell do they constantly run into the middle of the pack of other players? And then they wonder why they never get very far across the field. Duh! Run away from everyone.
Cobby's explanation would be: There is supposed to be a 'hole' right there for them to run through. I say: They can see that didn't work out very well, think faster on your feet...earn your keep!
I don't think you are supposed to wear panties with that outfit. The panty line would ruin the look.
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